Melissa Scott

[Akirapryde]

Name: Melissa Scott (Known in the BDSM Community only as: Kandy Kane)
Born: July 4th, 1992: WellSpan Gettysburg Hospital, 147 Gettys Street, Gettysburg, PA
astrology sign: Cancer

Father: Mark Scott: Died at early age, Didn't really know him nor morned his loss.
Mother: Karen Scott, strong dominating woman (August 1st, 1969)
Older Sister: Jennifer Scott, Strong independent and dominating (November 20th, 1986)

Personality:
Melissa's father died while she was very young. While she has hardly any memories of him, what memories she has of him are those of wonder and amazement. Her fondest memories was of her fifth birthday party when he did magic tricks for her and her friends. She never had any bad memories of her time spent with her father. She was told that he died in a car accent that Fall. During an early snow storm, he lost control of his car and crashed off the road. It was said that he was on the road that night helping a trapped family. It was his love of the old West that helped shape her own love for Doc Holliday. The only things that she has of her father was his cowboy hat, duster and a Colt Single Action Army replica (AKA as a Peacemaker). She still holds these items as her most cherished childhood memories.

Melissa had her own run in death at a very young age. It was right around the same time her father passed away. That Fall, Melissa was playing in her kiddie pool when she slipped and hit her head. She was under water for almost three minutes till it was her mother that came to her rescue. Of this tragic moment, Melissa only remembers that the water wouldn't let her go as she fought for air. Though her logical mind blocked out the rest of that event, once in a great while she does suffer from nightmares of that fateful day. During those nightmares, she is pulled under the water and held by the water its self as she fights for air. To this day, Melissa refuses to go near pools or in to large bodies of water. While as adulthood took over her logical mind, this fear has became less focused on facts and more on her irrational fear. Still Melissa holds fast to her fear of drowning.

Melissa found a quick love for the historic gun slinger, Doc Holliday. She loved his sense of western style justice and the way he would stand up for the weak and helpless. She idolized him and most of the old west style views he had on right and wrong. At the age of 12, she dressed up as the western hero for Halloween. During her pre-teen years, she would love to wear her favorite duster to school, though she kept her father's duster safe till she was old enough to wear it. While at home, she would practice her quick draw on her favorite game. She even talked her mother in to buying a full size arcade game which allowed her to hone her quick draw skills. Her father's Peacemaker was the very first fire arm that she fired. From this historical character, Melissa found her strong sense of helping those in need no matter the legality right or wrong of it.

As pre-teen years gave way to her evolving emotional and logical mind, Melissa found a new hero to idolize, Nora L. Kuzma or more commonly known as Traci Lords. Not that Doc Holliday slipped from her mind. When Melissa turned fourteen, her exploration online led her to the discovery of Ms. Kuzma. In Ms. Kuzma, Melissa found a larger sense of self. It was in Nora, that Melissa found the strong sense of independence. Like Nora, Melissa started look to her adult life at the young age of fourteen. Using Nora as a role model, Melissa became close to a leather family who lived just outside of Gettysburg. With her mother's approval, she became more and more closer to the family as she pulled further from normal mainstream life. While she never followed Nora's pornography career, Melissa did find the industry alluring.

The leather family, headed up by Ryan and Elizabeth Granger, lived out on a major ranch/farm just off of Zeigler Mill Road. The Family consisted of nearly thirty members and lived in a near communal environment. While the ages of the family members ranged in all directions, most were teenagers between the ages of sixteen and nineteen who had been runaways at one time. They came from across the nation and two were even from Canada. On the Granger Family Farm, here the wayward troubled teens were exposed to tough love and taught their place in the family. Here Melissa found her place in life as she worked closely with Elizabeth and Ryan to reach out to troubled teens and help them find discipline and order. While at first Melissa only volunteered at the farm after schools on the weekday, she soon gave up on school to spend more time at the farm.

With her mother's permission, at the age of sixteen Melissa finally moved in at the Farm to work full time as a role model herself. No longer seen as just one of the teens, Melissa held a place of both authority and responsibility as she took over for the aging Ryan in leading the seasonal hunting parties. Melissa was a natural when it came to tracking and hunting. However it was clear that she had an emotionally rough time in the beginning when it came to killing deer. Still that didn't slow Melissa down. She pushed herself as hard as she expected those around her to push themselves. Her passion for Doc Holliday filled her with a sense of protecting others. More than once, she broke minor laws while in the process of protecting others. Normally this came in terms of rescuing new arrivals after they ran away. Some of the time, new arrivals would run away and make for Harrisburg in hopes of finding their way back to where they want to be. This would land them in trouble with local gangs and other bad influences. It started out being Ryan who would hunt down the runaways, though this quickly fall to Melissa as well.

As the hight of the recession of 2008 hit during the years of 2009 and 2010, Melissa found that the Granger Farm was at risk of being foreclosed on. For nearly a year, the Granger Family Farm had been one of very few places Melissa actually felt at home at. The idea of the Farm being taken away by some blood sucking bank turned Melissa's stomach. All of the members of the farm pulled together to raise enough capital to save the farm. However it was due to a legal loop hole that Ryan and Elizabeth had not foreseen coming that now placed the farm at risk. The efforts by everyone only managed to by the farm time. However fees and penalties had to be repaid to the bank of the Farm was going to be foreclosed on. Melissa had an idea that would help save the farm, however it was a major risk. She knew that Ryan and Elizabeth were part of the local BDSM community and had connections within it. She also knew that her youth and illusion of innocents would raise the money needed to clear the Farm's debt. Melissa convinced Ryan, whom had his reservations about the idea, to set her up with a part time job in New York with a BDSM Production Company. While Melissa was not the smartest tool in the shed so to speak, she understood the desires of men.

Months before her eighteenth birthday, Melissa started to take very limited parts in some thirty minute BDSM web streams. These parts were not sexual in nature nor placed the production company in risk of violating the law. As well as ensured that Melissa's true identity would be completely protected. Only three people within the Production Company even knew Melissa's real name. The owner, the lead producer, and the Company's lawyer were the only ones that knew who Melissa was. Great care was used to protect the teens identity. Melissa used her time in front of the camera to tease the audience. With the help of a couple of lawyers, the production company and with the close guidance of Ryan, Melissa managed to build up a frenzy of demand for her coming of age episode while walking a fine line between the darker side of Internet productions and the law. To help drum up demand, Melissa took walk on parts where she was able to fan the imagination and court the desires of men. As her eighteenth birthday hour closed, a countdown clock was started. When the clock hit zero on the moment of Melissa's birth affording Melissa the title of adult, Kandy Kane was born! With her identity still being heavily protected by the Production Company, Melissa delivered on her promise to amaze the audience.

Kandy Kane allowed Melissa to become someone completely different as she explored her most darker side, Sadomasochism. Melissa endured countless levels of beatings and torture as she brought in the money needed to save the farm. Deep in her mind, something snapped and her love for the pain took over. It was the first time in her life she ever experienced an orgasm. The moment was caught by the camera and the cash flow of that episode broke the record for the Production Company. Melissa's cut of the profits cleared the Farm's debt problems for years to come. Still this was just the beginning for Melissa as she switched roles by viewer demand. The whips were placed in her hands and once more she felt the burning between her legs as Melissa drove countless females over the pain thresholds. By the end of the year, Kandy Kane had become a local legend and had her own fan base. As summer gave way to winter, Melissa returned back to the farm. She took a break from the film industry to help out on the farm. With her secret safe, she headed up the hunting parties and returned to the life that she loved. This life of normal lasted till spring of 2011 when Melissa returned to New York City. While Melissa was taking her winter break from production, her legend status was being challenged by a number of contenders. No male in the community could break her as she took their worst and answered in the heated passions of orgasms. No female could match her level of brutal exchange.

Kandy Kane's single largest achievement was the challenge issued by a professional dominatrix by the name of Sharon Blake. Blake was well known throughout the local community. The two paired off in a two part episode called the Clash of Suffering! Melissa agreed to take the first roll as sub and allowed Sharon to do her worst. While the episode was only billed for thirty minutes, nether were willing to give up when the clock hit zero. Melissa never once experienced so many orgasms as she endured all that Sharon pushed on her. The audience went wild as the clock hit one hour and Kandy Kane was still resisting Sharon's dominance. Finally the producer had to end the episode out of fear of medical issues for Kandy. The next billing was set for one week later to give Melissa time to heal from her first encounter with Sharon Blake. During this time, the fires were fanned and the advanced bookings of the episode were breaking records for the production company. Kandy would not disappoint!

Once more the Episode ran in to over time as Sharon fought back abusive blow after blow. Kandy gave as much as she took the week before. It was clear that both women were well past the point of exhaustion as their bodies shook and shuttered over the event. Nearing the end of the hour, Sharon finally gave in as her last orgasmic scream filled the studio. The event turned Kandy Kane in to a Internet sensation. Melissa enjoyed her fame but didn't let it go to her head. She remained hidden behind her mask and her Gothic disguise. She produced a number of episodes during the spring of 2011 till early May, she had decided to take a break from the scene. She had already earned enough money to keep the farm afloat for years to come. While she loved the pain and what it brought, the industry was not her calling and she knew it. However at the request of Ryan she left New York City for an interview in Los Vegas. The trip would change Melissa's life for years to come.

Weapons:
Colt Single Action Army (Replica)
Cartridge .45 Colt
Action Single action Revolver
Feed system: 6-shot Cylinder
Weight: 1,048 g (with 7½" barrel)
Length: 11" (279 mm - with 5½" barrel)


Winchester Model 1894 (Hunting Rifle)
Cartridge .45 Colt
Action Lever-action
Muzzle velocity 2,490 ft/s (759 m/s)
Feed system 7-round internal tube magazine
Sights Leaf rear sight,
barleycorn-type front sight


Her butterfly knife. Notice the hand guard, it is styled off of a trench knife. This weapon adds a +3 to hand to hand damage.


Melissa got this tattoo in the summer of 2012. The non-colored side in on her left shoulder blade while the colored side is on her right shoulder blade. The pair are evenly spaced on her back and are about four inches tall. Melissa paid to make sure that the details match the below image perfectly.

[Akirapryde]

Melissa Scott
Obsession: *Gun Bunny
Astrological Sign: Cancer
Rage Stimulus: Bullies
Fear Stimulus: Helplessness (Water)
Noble Stimulus: Helping Others

Body: 72 (Starting: 70) (Starting SP Spent: 80)
General Athletics: 15% (Starting at LVL0: 15%)
MMA (Struggle): 24% (Starting at LVL0: 15+5%)
Hold Her Liquor: 18% (Starting at LVL0: 15%)
Gorgeous: 40% (Starting at LVL0: 40%)
Brawling: 21% (Starting at LVL0: 20%)
Torture: 10% (Starting at LVL0: 10%)

*Speed: 73 (Starting: 70) (Starting SP Spent: 63)
Dodge: 26% (Starting at LVL0: 15+5%)
Riding (Animals): 15% (Starting at LVL0: 15%)
Initiative: 36% (Half of Speed)
Fast Draw: 20% (Starting at LVL0: 18%)
Snatch: 13% (Starting at LVL0: 10%)
Fire Arms: 24% (Starting at LVL0: 20%)
Bondage: 10% (Starting at LVL0: 10%)

Mind: 32 (Starting: 30) (Starting SP Spent: 35)
Conceal: 15% (Starting at LVL0: 15%)
General Education: 15% (GED) (Starting at LVL0: 15%)
Notice: 26% (Starting at LVL0: 25%)
Locksmith: 10 (Starting at LVL0: 10%)

Soul: 50 (Starting: 50) (Starting SP Spent: 57)
Charm: 31% (Starting at LVL0: 15+15%)
Lying: 20% (Starting at LVL0: 20%)
Command Presence: 10% (Starting at LVL0: 10%)
Play Dumb: 18% (Starting at LVL0: 18%)


(Starting notes: 220 for Attributes and another 220 for starting skills. Plus 15 for bonus SP. Please note that I have balanced my Skill Points and this explains my numbers changing between Edits. All that I wait for now is David to okay these numbers. I am sure that my numbers are correct now. LOL)

Physic Meters
Violence
--Hardened: 1
--Failed: 0

Unnatural
--Hardened: 0
--Failed: 1

Helplessness
--Hardened: 1
--Failed: 1

Isolation
--Hardened: 1
--Failed: 0

Self:
--Hardened: 1
--Failed: 1

Fire Arms:
Colt Single Action, .45 Colt Long, 6 Rounds Capacity, Max Damage: 60

Winchester Model 1894, .45 Colt Long, 7 Round Capacity, Max Damage: 80

Hand to Hand Weapons:
Butterfly Knife (Trench Knife style), +3 Damage Bonus

Total XP Earned:
08 (Back Story)
10 (05-19-13)
06 (06-02-13)
05 (07-07-13)
02 (08-18-13) Body +2
02 (09-01-13) Hold Her Liquor +2
04 (Interlude) Fire Arms +2, Fast Draw +2
05 (AAR - 09-15-13) Speed +2, MMA +2, Brawling +1

[Akirapryde]

(AAR for Unknown Armies)
Melissa Scott
Blog Entry
2320, Saturday July 6th, 2013

So the big reunion has happened. I managed to have Al come and enjoy the big event. Well he missed it. Now, there was a death and suicide out of the ranch. Who is dead? Who took their own lives. I don't really know. But I have this horrible feeling that my mom and sister are both gone. Oh where to begin...I really cant find a better place to start than at the beginning.

So Just over a week ago, I found out that I was being pushed in to taking part in the local reenactments of the great civil war battle for Gettysburg. Oh joy....Really? I could think of so much more enjoyable things I could be doing with my time. But It was what mom and Mr. Granger wanted so what the hack. I went and signed up. Well okay I made a stop first. I pulled some money and bought a ticket for Kira to come and visit. Misery enjoys company right? So I wanted for Kira to show up before I went to sign up. I mean after all who would really be rushing to be a civil war nurse. Its not like there are so many other positions available for women. While I waited for Kira's bus, I couldn't help but think about that stupid drunk by the name of Al. For those that don't remember, hes the guy that I met while I did that short trip to Los Vegas. Yeah the guy that when I woke up in his hotel room he was gone. And no, no funny business or anything. I check to see if I had any fresh cut marks or organs removed. He was definitely a keeper if he didn't just disappear the following morning.

I wont lie, I do think about him from time to time since that fateful meeting two years ago. I can't explain it but I really do like him. I guess it could be that he didn't try to take advantage of me or Kira. Well of course me and not both of us. Kira nice and all but she is not nearly as good looking as I am. Well I suppose someone could take advantage of her too. Yeah its not out of the question if you like the easy girl type. I see your point, but wouldn't that just go more in his favor than against? He could have easily taken advantage of her but didn't. On the off chance that I could meet him again, I decided to text him and let him know about the big up coming event. Okay so this time I actually did text him. No really I did. Look I can prove it to you guys. Look I am showing you my phone history, see I did text him. Fine don't believe me, but I did. Cause he did show up. Look I just said that he showed up. Yes I know he showed up late. That wasn't my fault. I wasn't even sure that he was going to show up in the first place. What do you mean I didn't give him enough time. Kira had just as much notice as he did and she showed up in time. I don't know where he lives. It wasn't my fault. Oh shut up and let me finish with my journal.

So anyway, I really like Al. He smells like alcohol, and no I don't know what kind. So I was waiting for Kira at the bus stop. No we don't have a bus station here. Greyhound doesn't even come here. Such a small little town. You know, if this place was not the site of a battle, no one would ever care about this little town. So she finally did show up. She is such a sweet woman. I love that lost look in her eyes. Its like there was never anyone at home to begin with. And she is so funny when she talks all smart like. But as you look at her, you can tell that, 'yeap no ones home'. Still that TV addiction is going to be her downfall. I have a evil plan for that, this week. Okay, my god, it was your idea. Fine, what a glory whore. So our plan....fine, your, plan is to keep Kira occupied this whole week till she forgets about TV and just enjoys real life. Our first stop was to sign up for the reenactments. And just as I thought, wow we were not only the first to sign up for nurses slots, we were the only ones to sign up for nurses slots. Civil War guys are so mean, they wont let me be a calvary officer cause they know that I shot better then all of them. I wish things were like back in the old days when everyone was equal. Just like that guy in the hat says every year.

I waited to hear back from Al but not one text back from him. Guess I got stood up again this year. No not by Al, I just reached out to him. How could he have stood me up last year. No he is not a time traveler. Because if he was a time traveler, he wouldn't have been late this year. Oh my god, I am not doing this with you. Just let me finish my journal.

So while all the big bad men were riding around and do all the 'men' things, Kira and I were bored out of our minds. Well we all know that there was no one home in Kira's so I guess just mine. So I found Pete. Oh what I nice guy if you don't mind the smell of his mom's house all over him. I swear she must own like twenty animals and most of them are all cats. Cause he had cat hair all over his Union uniform. Because it was not a dog's hair. Okay maybe it was a dog's hair. I don't know. SO Pete was nice enough to let us practice on his arm which had been wounded in the day's battle. Yes I know I stabbed him in the arm. But it was a part that he was willing to play. I did give him a phone number. Duh, I didn't give him mine. Eeew, thank you but no thank you. He's a mommas boy and can stay there. Oh I don't know, some guy who gave me his number earlier in the morning. Hey, don't take that tone with me. Pete ask for a number not mine.

So Kira was really good in sewing this guys arm up. She only had to do it like five times. She is almost a doctor now. And Pete was a really big sport for it. He only cried half way through it. You should have seen all the tourist watching. Kira was so smart, did you know that they didn't have the Internet back during the civil war? yeah neither did I. Kira said she needed a book on medicine. So I ran down to the library and borrowed a book on basic surgical procedures. Oh shit, I forgot the book in the medical tent. Damnit, maybe I will call Pete and ask him to pick it up for me and return it to the library. Oh that is who gave me the number. Hey that would be a great match. Pete and that librarian guy. Pete looks like he needs a father figure in his life and that librarian would find a good friend in Pete. Sure am glad I gave Pete that guys number. Hopefully the gang green passes. That is what the EMT guy said Pete had when they took him away. Oh now that EMT had some really pretty eyes, but you could tell he was married. Well the ring was the first give away and then his comments about not wanted his wife to find out that he and I were chatting was another hint that he might be married. I informed him that adultery was a sin. Oh he didn't like that comment but I eased his sadness by saying that in God's eyes we are all His children. And that would make us brother and sister and that incest is also a sin. I think he understood as I walked away and they took Pete to the hospital.

So day two was filled with much of the same thing. Pete came back for another reenactment. This time Kira worked on that wound to his leg. Yes I know it was only a bee sting but it really did look like a bullet wound in his leg. Kira and I searched for thirty minutes but we couldn't find any metal balls in the wound. Pete was so happy to hear the news that he was crying again. Kira did a really good job at patching up the wound this time. Even the EMT's said that she had improved and this time she didn't leave anything behind in the wound. Oh my God that EMT guy still hit on me again. I asked him to take good care of Pete but he kept asking about me. Things like where I went to school and my job. He even had the nerve to ask me for my address and phone number. I told him that I was not going to date him, that he was married and that was a sin. Some people just really can't take a hint. Really! This guy would not let up. Finally I had to kiss Pete on the forehead and take Kira. This EMT guy was too pushy. I saw Pete the next day, lucky Pete was all better but he said that EMT guy kept asking questions about me. Talking about stalker! Pete said that he had a great time with Kira and I and was looking forward to next year. I have to say, I really like Pete. Such a nice guy. And his mom can really cook. Her cookies were some of the best. Though I think Kira took some. No I didn't stuff some in her purse. Well okay a few but there were some cookies in there already!

So finally Al shows up, late! and drunk. Really Al you can't be slobber one day. Don't worry Al, I will save you from your sins, just like Jesus saved me from mine. Oh my god, I love Al's eyes. Just like in Vegas, they were so dreamy. And yes, he brought the pimp with him. Oh my god, Al is SO handsome. Talking about temptations..yummy... There were a few others with Al, but really who cares about some sleeping guy and a wired up junky? Really who carries that much drugs on them. As for the sleeping guys, he was okay. Passed out most of the time and I really don't think he said one word the entire time I knew him. Yes I know I am still with him but you get the point.

So we talked for a bit while there was so big thing going on with the police. Yeah I know, but I was lost in his eyes. If I could see past that little bottle of his. I will save him from his drinking. Al will be the father of our children. He just doesn't know it yet. So we found out from some woman, yeah a police officer's wife, that something really bad happened back at the ranch. Oh sure she was all 'I am sorry' and 'poor dear' but she was on the gossip hot line before we even took off for home. Oh you should have seen Al. A real hero in the way he leaped at the chance to help me. Al seemed so brave and heroic. What do you mean I am not telling the truth, that is just how I remember it. Oh would you stop already. So anyway Al drove us down the back roads like a man on a mission. I led the way on foot as we got close and met some police officer. Far too young to really know anything of what is going on. Oh he was so nice and helpful for as much as he could. He explained what was going on and I didn't see my mom or my sister. Everything is so confusing but Al was there to be my rock. I said my goodbyes to nice police officer and we went back to Kira's hotel and picked up all of our things. And I decided to sit down a bit to write out this journal.

Well because I can't reach my mom and I am scared. Well I wouldn't I be scared. Police all over the place and all this stuff going on. But I have Al. He is sitting next to me just looking at me as I type this out on my notebook. I wonder what is going on through his mind. His eyes, as he watches me, are filled with so much passion and love for me. We are going to be so happy together. So I guess I will write this journal now.

So where was I? oh yes,

So the big reunion has happened. I managed to have Al come and enjoy the big event. Well he missed it.......

[Akirapryde]

(AAR for Unknown Armies)
Led to the Slaughter? More like Lambs to the Slaughter
Melissa Scott
0400, Saturday July 10th, 2013

The more I spend time with these people the more I am sure that they are cursed by God. LOL where am I to even begin. Well okay so we meet this woman, I wish I could tell you here name but I cant even remember it. I would ask her but to be truthful, I really don't trust her. She kind of smells like meat and old sex. She acts such like a monkey bouncing around and all. Great another notch in the short evidence to support evaluation. Either way, I don't trust the little monkey girl. Only someone in league with the Devil would act in such a way. Then there is this other woman named Austin. Another one that I simply don't trust. So they work for this MacAttack place that we had been warned was completely evil. I think that they have hexed Al, cause now he is acting so different. Even Kira is acting strange. Let me explain to you way I say this. Hold on, I am going to tell you. So Kira and Al used be like, MacAttack is bad, right? Nope not any more. Now its like "MacAttack is good. MacAttack is our friend, we all love MacAttack!" What in the name of our loving Father is going on?

So anyway, we are just going through this slaughter house looking for the 'golden rib eye' or something like that. Everything is going SO boring like. Then enter the Illegal Mop Crew with hands out waiting for a traditional hand out. That is what is wrong with this liberal nation now a days. You know, when my mom and dad were growing up, illegals knew better than to ask for hand outs. I tell you what, ungodly people, the lot of them. Anyway, so Ms, I am Monkey decides to pays them off with some pocket change. For them, thats like a million dollars right. This is the reason why those filthy people are such a problem here. If they had half a sense, they would return home and demand that their own taco money would be worth something rather than working for pennies here. After all, why should we support them. You know two out of three are crossing the boarder carrying drugs or some other sexual transmitted disease. The third one is only coming here to have a baby and get welfare. God Bless Mit Romney and his plan to self deport those dirty filthy.... oh sorry I got side tracked.

Anyway, so we were confronted by those wet backs, and had to pay them off. IF only shotting them was legal. It is in Texas you know. But sadly we are not in Texas. Back to searching. So many sinner work here. The filth I found was horrible. I had to wash myself off, or at least wanted to. But that will come later. Didn't find any golden rib eye, but found some good weed. Oh my Lord did it smell like the expensive stuff mom and dad had given us when I was younger. I had planned to commune with God later on but God had other intentions for me and my newly found weed. Al, Mr. Cant Stay Sober had to make a bunch of noise down in the break room. It looked like he and monkey girl got in to a fight and some how he locked her in the walk in cooler. If I had known about that, I would have made sure she didn't walk out. One more devil worshiper sent to meet the dark one himself. But I didn't know. She slipped out and once more evaluation's victory. She can open a door. Then again, what does it say about evaluation girl that she says she hid in the walk cooler. Didn't she realize that was the worst place to hide? Then again, creationism one! hahaha

Well some poor guard walks in and starts asking questions. And you know what, this guys a vet! True blue American blood in him. No filthy immigrant there. Nearly broke my heart crushing that chair over his head like that. But he was asking too many questions. I gave a short prayer for his health after the fact. Then set him up to take the fall for the mess Al had made. Just to make sure that he was found guilty of it, I planted that weed on him. Such a shame too, I was going to enjoy God's gift to me. Oh well, it was for a higher purpose. After all God hates fagots and ever since the US Military accepted fagots they stopped being the Army of the Light. One more reason why that damn Muslim in office needs to go. Well with the mess Al created fixed we decided to head out after finding no Golden Rib Eye, Thanks Kira, Thanks Al, hungry and no weed! Can this day get any worse? Oh how the Lord had his plans for me. So not only do we keep Ms failed evaluation haha Monkey Girl, we pick up this other bimbo that is so stupid! She really things the car is a dog. What a bimbo!

I want to take her to the Magic Kingdom and show her all the living people on the rides. God why I am surrounded by such stupid people. I know Lord you are testing me. I shall have patience and help bring these ungodly people back to you. Anyway, we get back to this hole in the wall bar that seems more like a din of sinners, great selection Al. Al gets this "world is coming to an end" tone and starts talking that crap that he loves to talk about. So you know me, exit stage left. Didn't want to hear that sinner talk anyway.

I needed to use the little girl's room. I can truthfully tell you that my heart and mind were both worried. I was actually starting to see things well walking to the little girl's room. I dawned on me as to why I was so worried. Could you imagine, just for a moment, I said just imagine. Stop being like that, I am trying to tell a story. Fine, I will wait....
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Okay you done now? good. So anyway, could you imagine what kind of STD the whores in this place have? I ran out of there faster than Jesus walked on water. Well not that fast because, well its Jesus. And he is the only prefect man on this world. If only I could meet someone like that. Then I wouldn't need to hang out with these sinner. Could you image a world with Jesus as president? those filthy Muslims would all be burning in hell. And Jesus would get all those little sinner whores who are seeking abortion line them up and give them a stern talking to them. After all, Jesus wouldn't hurt them, their expecting mothers. Anyway their souls would be burning in hell for having premarital sex. hahaha

So I go outside and start chatting with the only normal person, well aside from me, I said that. Didn't just read it? I just wrote it. FINE, ASIDE FROM ME! Did you see it now? So I go talking with Henry. Sometimes I really do enjoy talking with him. So normal and well, powerful, in his words. I didn't notice them leaving the bar but the two bimbos walk out and end our conversation. You can tell they had sin on the minds. That is if, they had a mind between the two of them. Just by the way that they are acting, you knew something was amiss. It all happened really fast. One minute monkey girl leaps up on to the car and starts acting like a stupid monkey. Thats why I named her monkey girl. I know I used that name when I started righting this. Cause I started writing this after it all happened. So what if I am writing about something that happened before...what? you are just confusing. I am going to ignore you. Any way, so then she takes off in to the sinner's bar and Henry follows. There was some loud banging and next thing I know we are speeding away with Henry being left behind. Poor Henry, don't worry buddy, I will be coming back for you someday.

Look at her driving Henry's car over there acting like nothing is wrong. Its okay sinner, think that you won. Think that everything will be fine. Just think that I am sulking. Just wait, the Lord's vengeance will be mine. You'll see. Vengeance is like a soup that should be served cold. And it will be cold, very cold..... I know that's a Star Trek reference. But it is also in the Bible. No I am not going to show you right now, I am plotting the Lord's work. Stop it, you're just being rude. I need to plot the Lords work. Anyway, agents of Satan might have won this one. But don't worry, the Lord's faithful will win in the end. We always do.

[Akirapryde]

After the Slaughter? More dumb bimbos than one can count!
Melissa Scott
2100, Saturday July 10th, 2013

So here I am once more, riding in the car surrounded by these people. So we went after the Golden Rib Eye or something like that. No, I didn't see it but I am told it was there. I know it was there cause Kira told me.

No I don't think...Look its too early for you to start this carp already. Sit up there and be quiet for a change.

So we went back to the slaughter house and would you guess it, we met two more members of Mac Attacks. Our little band of freedom fighters against MacAttacks is slowly growing in to a Mac Attack organization. This is really starting to bother me. But for now, I will keep my silence. Bid my time carefully and wait to see what happens. This Austin girl keeps trying to befriend me. She looks like me and sometimes talks like me. But I know her kind. God forsaken Liberal! Well at least she is the easiest to get along with.

So we added a Jew and a wetback to our little group. Or at least that is what it appeared like at the beginning. The dirty little wet back was so annoying that....

oh I know, she is one of God 'little wonders'. I wonder why she survived birth. oh okay, that was wrong. Anyway,

So we were talking and this slimy little wet back walks up smelling like she slept with dogs the night before. I wonder if all wetbacks have sex with animals. It would explain a great number of things. I spotted the Jew trying to sneak up on us. He looked more like a confused hipper trying to be a biker. Why God ever placed his bets on those people, I will never know. Oh, wait, we weren't around back then. I wonder if the US was around if Jesus would have been born in Pennsylvania? Yeah, Jesus would have been a true blue God loving American. If only we were around back then, this this whole world would be such a better place. Well we can still fix if. That is if that Muslin bastard would get out of the White House first.

So we meet this reporter who seems more doped up on drugs than our local drug user. He talked that same nonsense that everyone else seems to talk about. There are times I wonder am if I am the last sane person left of this planet? Kira in all her foolishness took some LSD that the guy was offering. Poor Kira, no wonder why she needs to keep me around. She is so trusting and foolish from time to time.

She was tripping the whole time talking like, I can see this and I can see that. Okay so she wasn't actually saying that, but I am sure she was thinking. After all it was LSD!

So we get cracking on working our way back in to the slaughter house. Wouldn't you know it, that the carjacking Liberal whore has to run her mouth about bomb threats in hopes of clearing the building. What in all that is Holy was going through her mind! Really! Stupid bomb threats! Yeah not only will that mess up our plans but will also bring more police to our little plan to end Mac Attacks operations here. Can you say stupid?

Oh and what of monkey chink girl? couldn't tell you. She must of seen a soldier or man in uniform and went to make a buck or two. She was doing what ever whores do. Don't know who was worse, bomb girl or the walking STD. Sometimes I just shake my head in disgust. How on earth does Mac Attack ever hope to take over the world with idiots like these two working for them.

So we continue to work our way in to the office building of the slaughter house complex. I had to ditch Kira with the idiot bomber, sorry girl but I had to get inside to fulfill the mission. Next time, I think I will leave you at the car. For your protection, that is. So I slipped in to the VP's office again. I was hoping that the weed had made its way back to the office from the night before. It then dawned on me that this was not where I found it in the first place. DUH! lol

With a heavy heart, I moved on from finding the weed and slipped on to the roof of the complex. So easy that a baby could have done it. Here is where I think I got a contact high from that LSD. I thought I had slipped inside the building of the slaughter floor, but actually I was confused and didn't realize I was still outside the building. See, one more reason why these drugs are so dangerous.

God Bless Paul Ryan and the Tea Party!

I saw the chink girl trying to get away from some wide eye cowboy. He was probably wanting a refund for services paid for.

I was going to put a bullet between his eyes, but at the last minute I couldn't bring myself from doing it. I instead helped her get some cover and escape the cowboy. A choice that I was going to regret later. I gathered up my brass and moved on to help the chink girl. To my surprise, that cowboy was still after her. My god how badly can a person really screw up sex? I guess I really don't want to know.

So I ran off to help her. I had this great plan set up in my head. Get him looking one way and smack him from the other way. But our Father, the Lord had a bit of a humble lesson for me in mind. My plan worked to a point. Then Mr. I want my money back, smacked the Lord's Voice right from my ears. Wow can that guy really hit a girl. He must have been raised in the deep south. Nearly took my head right off with that hit.

Okay so I was mad that he actually hit me. But the lesson was received Lord. I am not invisible and I can be hurt. A lesson that I will keep close to me for a long time. I made sure that this guy would remember this moment for a long time. I whispered in his ear right before I put his lights out, 'This will be the day you will remember you once had it all. And now you lost!' lol So I wanted to do a little emotional damage to. After all, he really cleaned my clock with that hit. Well no more guards and a nice little shiner to go with my no golden ribs, and no weed. I think I am going to call it a day. I just started walking back to the car. I was done.

Getting back to the car, I changed put my things away, and I got a new toy. A powerful cattle prod. Oh who gets it first, the retarded bomber, wet back, Jew, or chink? lol maybe all of them in time. So I am laying on the hood of the car chill'n out while sipping some ice tea and snacking on popcorn. Gosh that black eye really hurt. A bit of ice from the cooler should keep the swelling down but it still hurt. Kira calls and is going out of her mind. Talking about how they are going to kill the golden McRib or what ever. That LSD, must have really messed her up. So I had to get her out of there. So I looked around, I knew that if she was caught by the police that her drug use would cause her problems. SO I figured the best way to get her out was to use the plot that the retarded bomber already set up. I grabbed my new toy and went to find someone by themselves. Oh wow this baby is great. You should have seen him dance when I gabbed it in his back. Guy dropped like a rock! lol

I called 911 on the dudes phone and reminded the police why they were there. I pointed out that it was a woman who was talking about a bomb in the building. As I walked a back to the car, I called Kira and told her that the bomb threat had been made and that she needed to get out of there through the cow pins. Hopefully Kira would be smart enough to let the cows loss to cover her escape. Nope, she wasn't but she did think fast enough to not get arrested. I guess I will give her that. So I go back to the car and listen to all the fun over the scanner. This was better than watching Cops. lol It had everything even a helicopter crashing. And no I am not admitting to anything. lol

When all the excitement died down and Kira was safe, do you know what happened next? That filthy nasty dog sexing wet back had the nerve to actual get rude with me. Its not like I ever said anything nasty to her! That little whore nearly got her face smacked, luckily some guy stepped between us and realized how rude that little Mexican was being. Someone really needs to smack some manners in this woman. While the wet back walked off, everyone went to go speak with that guy and start to mellow out. I went back to relax and nurse my black eye. Okay, also, I gave Mr. Kitty some treats. It was the least I could do after I put my pistol to his little fury head. But I was not about to let Al leave Kira behind. The rest I could really care less about but we were not leaving Kira. I played nice with Mr Kitty to try and show him that I wouldn't really hurt him. I think Mr. Kitty knew that but Al on the other hand, what a wreck. lol

Anyway, that is all that happened. Or at least for now. Maybe I will add more when I remember it. lol